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Author: Michael J. Erickson

Man Reads First Page of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake, Immediately Says “Fuck That” And Rewatches Ant-Man And The Wasp Instead

February 5, 2026 Michael J. Erickson

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Gynosaur

Michael J. Erickson

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Depressed Cat Has Finally Stopped Trying To Commit Suicide After Coming Back To Life 8 Times

Michael J. Erickson

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President Trump Deploys Delta Force To Kidnap President Of Greenland In Effort To Take That Over Too

Michael J. Erickson

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Hollywood Chubbsters Ariana Grande And Cynthia Erivo Hope That By Losing Just 450 More Pounds, They’ll Finally Be Able To Defy Gravity For Real

Michael J. Erickson

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Awwwww: Down Syndrome Couple Attempts To “Lady And The Tramp” Corn On The Cob

Michael J. Erickson

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Experts Determine Woodpeckers Sustain 10,000+ Concussions Every Single Day

Michael J. Erickson

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Baldy Shampoos Once More To Remember The Good Old Days

February 4, 2026 Michael J. Erickson

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Hillary Voter Mistakes 4th Generation Italian Man For Latino Migrant, Knowingly Smiles At Him To Assure Him She Won’t Call ICE

October 30, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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“Easy Open” Turkey Bacon Package Completely Full Of Shit

Michael J. Erickson

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MLB Announces Baseballs To Be Made 800% Larger For 2026 Season, Easier For Fans To Spectate

Michael J. Erickson

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Gender Equality Win: Since Female Dogs Are Called Bitches, Male Dogs Will Now Be Called Sluts

Michael J. Erickson

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Stenches Of Gyro Meat, Baklava, And Anal Sex Emanate From Local Greek Festival

Michael J. Erickson

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Soccer Player Injures Self While Pretending To Be Injured

Michael J. Erickson

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Pirate Struggles To Murder And Pillage After Getting Something Stuck In His Good Eye

Michael J. Erickson

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Local Youth Accidentally Makes Eye Contact With Military Recruiters At State Fair, Now Enlisting Out Of Sheer Discomfort

August 12, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Horny Bee Gets Boner While Pollinating Flower

Michael J. Erickson

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Local Suburban Dad Spends 40 Minutes Heckling “Flat-Chested College Softball Players” Before Realizing He’s Been Watching Boys’ Little League World Series

August 6, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Heartwarming: Florida Announces Firing Squads Will Start Putting 2 Bullets In Each Gun So Every Guard Gets To Blast The Inmate Twice

August 4, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Report: Planes in UK and Australia Fly On Opposite Side Of Sky

Michael J. Erickson

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John Krasinski Set To Direct ‘A Loud Place’—’A Quiet Place’ Spinoff Where The Aliens Are Attracted To Silence, So “If You Ever Stop Screaming, You Die”

July 29, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Tragic: 5-Seater Sedan En Route To Circus Crashes Into Tree, 62 Clowns Pronounced Dead At Scene As Death Toll Continues To Rise

July 28, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Report: Let’s Keep An Eye On Him. The New Guy Came In This Morning With Coffee From Taco Bell

July 25, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Area Man Packs Condom In Wallet For Grandmother’s Viewing “Just In Case”

July 23, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

“You just never know,” local mourner Rex Hanly told reporters. “It’s better to be safe than sorry.”

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Romance Is In The Air: Middle-Aged Sudanese Man Celebrates Future Wife’s 6th Birthday

July 22, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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Coward! My 6-Pound Pomsky Refuses To Take A Firm Stance On Israel/Palestine

Michael J. Erickson

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Recent Studies Suggest Alex Jones’ Breath Likely Smells Like Hot Dog Water

Michael J. Erickson

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Inspirational: Homeless Man Not Collecting Bottles And Cans For The Money, But For The Love Of The Game

Michael J. Erickson

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Kid Serving Imaginary Food To Parents Fined By Imaginary Board Of Health For Not Imaginary Washing Hands

July 21, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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8-Month-Old Fetus Eager To Get Some Fresh Air And Stretch His Damn Legs Already

July 18, 2025 Michael J. Erickson

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