Dear parents of the man on the subway that feels the need to brush his disgustingly long hair for 30 straight minutes, shaking his nuggets of dandruff all over my lap every 2 minutes like a dog shaking the water off itself,
You guys suck.
Seriously.
You did a terrible job with “what’s-his-name.” It looks like it snowed in this train because your sack of sh*t offspring doesn’t know that it’s inappropriate to brush his hair all over the place on public transit.
Shame on your son, but more importantly, shame on you for teaching him that this type of behavior is acceptable. Newsflash: it’s not.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
