I write to all of you at 12:05 AM, just 5 minutes into Christmas Day.
I don’t want some fat man from the North Pole dressed all in red shoving himself through my chimney tonight.
Nope.
Do you think I want 8 separate reindeer sh**ting on my roof tonight? Absolutely not.
So, earlier today, I covered my roof with Elmer’s glue and shards of broken Corona bottles.
Try your worst, fatty!
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
