The world’s oldest rhino will die on December 29th of this year.
Its name will be “Fausta.”
How do I know this?
I’ll tell you how I know this.
I know this because I’m writing this on December 30th.
Am I a time-traveler?
Nope.
I’m just a man forced to backdate Daily Clot posts because his bungling intern is entirely ineffectual.
RIP Fausta.
RIP.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
