If I’ve done my math correctly, and I’m fairly certain I have, then six of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World have been destroyed by now.
The only one that still stands (and it’s arguably the worst one) is the Great Pyramid of Giza. It should be called the Underwhelming Pyramid of Giza, because who wants to travel all the to Egypt to see a stupid pyramid? I’ll tell you who—NOBODY. That’s who. Nobody is who.
I’m never going to travel to the Great Pyramid of Giza.
I’d take one look at it and think to myself, “so, basically, it’s a pyramid,” and walk away.
Who has time for that crap?
It’s a big triangle-shaped rock.
Ok? That’s it?
Yep.
You know, they actually sell tour-packages of the pyramid?
What the hell can they possibly teach you on these tours? What is there to teach?
“Ok, guys. Welcome to the Great Pyramid of Giza. It’s a big rock that’s shaped kind of funny. Ok. Ready to head back into town? Everybody had enough? Great.”
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
