November doesn’t have 31 days, which is a shame considering November is the best month.
We should switch around the number of days in each month, allotting the most days to the best months and the fewest days to the worst months.
Sh*t—we should just eliminate February altogether, honestly.
Yeah, that makes so much sense.
We eliminate February entirely. Then, we add 1 day to every month except November, where we add an additional 18 days (plus an additional 19th day every four years to incorporate the Leap Year).
Yeah, this is definitely the best way to handle things going forward. Nobody likes February. Name one person you know whose birthday is in February.
See? Nobody’s birthday is in February.
Only, like, 5 people have birthdays in February.
It wouldn’t be missed. Good riddance to troublesome February and hello to extended November.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
