My wrist is making an unbelievably loud cracking sound every time I move it.
Also, my knees keep seizing up/locking every time I climb 3+ flights of stairs.
Is it possible that I’m in the midst of yet another growth spurt? I sure hope not.
Unfortunately, I think the only reasonable alternative to these symptoms being that of a growth spurt is these symptoms being an indicator that my body is beginning to shut down in my old age.
I once thought that my prime years were ahead of me, but perhaps those days are actually behind me.
Peak Physical Fitness Mike may have been dead for weeks without my knowledge. In that case, all that’s left of him is this rapidly aging sack of sh*t who occasionally tells “slightly-better-than-average” jokes.
Please don’t put me in a home. As the mind starts to go, it’d be nice to be around loved ones.
Also, no open casket. Cremation’s the way to go. And put the ashes in a firework. But don’t launch me on July 4th—otherwise I’ll become just another firework and get lost in the shuffle. Nope. I want to be the only firework in the sky. Also, if you can do one of those crazy fireworks that launches out of the mortar in a shape, like a smiley face or something—try to do the Bloodclot Films logo. But, if that’s too expensive, don’t worry about it. No big deal. I’m very adamant about not being launched on July 4th though—that’s nonnegotiable. If you don’t abide by that, I’ll have my lawyer on your a** like white on rice—not even kidding.
Or, maybe my wrist and knees just happen to hurt from falling down that marble staircase last week.
I’m just going to take it easy on my wrist/knees for the next few days and see how this plays out.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
