Ok—we can all hear your phone call and none of us should be able to do so.
Send a text, send an email, or shut the hell up…but don’t aggressively shout into your phone, “can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?! Did I lose you? Karen?! Karen, can you hear me?!”
Nobody wants to hear that—not even the person on the other end of the phone line wants to hear that.
Keep your mouth shut. Phone calls should only be heard by those intended to be on the call. Bystanders who can hear your stupid phone calls are suffering the noise equivalent of secondhand smoke.
By talking on the phone loudly in public, you’re essentially pumping metaphorical carcinogens directly into the bloodstreams of everyone around you.
Have some decency by shutting the hell up.
Nobody likes you.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
