To all the people that try to board the train before letting people exit the train—screw you.
I will continue shoulder-checking you and “accidentally” coughing on your foreheads until you give us some personal space.
I have no shortage of fake sneezes, and I promise I won’t be shy about aiming them directly into your mouths unless you STEP TO THE SIDE AND LET THE PASSENGERS EXIT THE TRAIN, YOU SELFISH SHMUCK.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
