I hope I don’t complain on here too much.
I need somewhere to air my daily grievances, and this seems like the most suitable place to do so.
It’s literally called The Daily Clot, and in a sense, in the unleashing of all my pent-up anger, I’m “unclotting” (for lack of a better nonexistent term) my emotions.
I think I’ve earned the right to complain on a website that I myself maintain full ownership over. I think I deserve that right. This is MY platform and I’ll use it however I see fit.
If you don’t like that, you can leave now. You could’ve left earlier, too—we weren’t holding you here against your will. You chose this—not us. Get the hell out of here, you dirty dog.
Get the hell out of here.
And don’t come back.
But, the occasional click on our website actually does support us, so we won’t oppose if you were to do that every so often. We certainly don’t need your help though. We have plenty of daily readers as it is…
(*heavy breathing)
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder