I think that, in order to walk around in public, we should all be armed with bullwhips, which we should be encouraged to use on anyone breaking the law.
When somebody is holding the subway door open, preventing it from closing (and therefore preventing you from making the 5:29 train that’s a straight shot to your destination), we should be allowed to absolutely bombard them with the cracks of our bullwhips.
Nobody would hold the subway doors open, EVER.
This would eliminate the need to snitch on anyone, too. We’d be able to handle all our problems right on the street with our bullwhips rather than bothering the local sheriff.
If there really is more good than evil in the world, the number of good people carrying bullwhips would outweigh the evil people carrying bullwhips—crime SHOULD go down, correct?
Let’s see all these morally upright people put their bullwhips where their 911 calls are.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
