I’m currently staring at a 5 year old in a trench coat.
As I watch this youngster totally pulling off this rather mature outfit choice, I’m garnering more and more respect for him.
He straight up looks like he’s connected with an organized crime unit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the crime boss (or at least the caporegime) for a highly influential Long Island-based mafia gang that specializes on pastry-thievery (because we’re in Panera).
The trench coat goes all the way down to his ankles.
I didn’t even know they made trench coats for 5 year-olds, but whoever started this practice is a genius. This is wildy entertaining to look at.
I keep looking to see if he’s wearing a big ring on his hand like in The Godfather, but his fingers are covered in chocolate from the brownie that he just clumsily shoveled into his face.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
