You ever accidentally cut yourself while shaving?
Luckily, I’ve never done that, because I’m an expert at shaving, because I’ve been shaving so long, because I’ve been growing facial hair since I was a baby—probably because I’m so masculine.
Yeah, when most babies are born, the first thing the doctors and nurses do is wash the baby. Not in my case. In my case, they had to first shave the baby.
That’s right.
I was born with a full beard and stache, which connected together rather well for a first-timer. Before scrubbing me down with a steel wool sponge (they had to use steel wool, because my skin was so rough and callused, which they also attributed to my natural manly essence), the nurses had to lather my face up with shaving cream and do 3 full passes with a straight razor before my cheeks were smooth enough to wash. True story.
I can grow a full-on beard anytime that I want, and it would only take about 12 hours, because I’m so manly.
I just choose to shave it off every 12 hours, which explains why it’s always so smooth.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
