In case any of you are trying to destroy Bloodclot Films, let me save you some time—it’s virtually impossible to destroy Bloodclot Films.
Allow me to explain.
Bloodclot Films is like Voldemort.
Remember how Voldemort split his soul into 7 pieces and put each piece of his soul into various kitchen appliances (I think he did, like, a blender, a juicer, a toaster over, and a few others)? That way, in order to be killed, the murderer would have to destroy each kitchen appliance containing part of Voldemort’s soul? These objects were known as “Horcruxes.”
Well, Bloodclot Films has all of our material backed up on dozens of flash drives (we call them Crorhuxes, because of Copyright), scattered all over the world to avoid losing even a morsel of our material in the event of a massive natural disaster.
Some are in North America; some are in Europe. We’re working on sending some to space.
We’ve also camouflaged these flash drives to appear as things that are NOT flash drives, so that they can’t be taken and have their contents viewed by someone who hasn’t been granted Clot-Clearance.
Some look like rocks, and others like small tree branches. Some have been surgically implanted in my own body to prevent potential thievery.
You see, in order to eliminate Bloodclot Films, you need to destroy all of the Crorhuxes, and good luck with that—they’re waterproof, fireproof, and smashproof (and apparently digestion proof—I had to swallow one when I was in a pinch a few weeks back; I have yet to pass it…).
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
