I can walk faster than any of you, for no reason other than the fact that my legs are a lot longer.
You know how, on Shark Week, they’ll show a bunch of fish eating chum, but then a Great White will swim up to feed and all the little fish scatter in different directions to make room for the Great White?
That’s what my life is like when I walk through a crowded place.
I get through crowds so quickly; I’m like a giant snowplow, and you’re all just a bunch of grains of snow.
I just made a train that I SHOULD NOT have made based on the time frame I was given. However, with my height advantage and broad shoulders, I was able to shoulder-check my way through a bunch of teeney-weenies (that’s what us tall people call everyone under 6’4), even “clotheslining” a few especially slow people along the way, making my train with a full 2 minutes to spare.
I know I complain about legroom on the regular, but I think the pros outweigh the cons.
Sorry, teeney-weenies.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
