08/25/2019

I love when people have so much hair that they have to shove it all into a massive hat on their heads.

I’m not talking about the religious folk that are prohibited by their religion to cut their hair—that’s cool too, but that’s not really what I’m referring to.

Rather, I’m referring to those who don’t cut their hair mainly due to fashion trends (though I find CUTTING YOUR HAIR EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE to be the most popular fashion trend).

It almost makes you wonder, though. Maybe you have too much hair? If you have to have a physical container on top of your head to keep all your hair together, maybe you need to lose some of your hair.

Like, if I had a bunch of “stuff” and I was a hoarder, it’d be pretty ridiculous to buy a second home just to shove my “stuff” in it.

In a sense, people with as much hair as I’m describing are hair-hoarders. Perhaps, it’s an anti-bald statement? Maybe, they all hate bald people and are trying to boast about their fertile hair glands, examining them in the glistening domes of the bald community?

Until next time,

Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder