I hate metrosexuals.
For those of you who don’t know what a “metrosexual” is, let me just say this—they’re not a group that has been disadvantaged in any way. This is a polite way of saying that we’re all actually ALLOWED to make fun of them. It’s not politically incorrect to make fun of metrosexuals—it’s totally fine (and even ENCOURAGED).
Why do they care so much about what they look like?
Take care of yourself, but don’t constantly be preoccupied with how you look. Either way I won’t be attracted to you, because I don’t swing that way (not gay—but there’d be no issue if I were, right?), but it still makes me sick to see somebody so concerned with outfit choices.
Put on dirty boots.
Wear socks and sandals.
Mow a lawn, for God’s sake.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
