Hopefully this doesn’t offend anyone, but either way, I really don’t care.
I hate flight attendants.
I really do.
They remind me a bit of nurses, but just… like… BAD versions.
I love nurses. Nurses have a certain warmth about them that seems to say, “don’t worry about it. I gotchu.” Nurses have their s**t together, and I like that. They make me feel at ease. They’re calm, confident, and comforting.
I wish I could just have like 5 nurses following me through my daily routine every single day to provide emotional support. Seriously though, I have more respect for nurses than almost any other profession.
Flight attendants, however, are just like crappy versions of nurses.
There’s no warmth there.
Want some water? No? Ok, then shut the hell up and watch Pitch Perfect 3 for the next 8 hours. Also, no legroom for you, because you’re not a millionaire who can afford to get Business Class!
Screw you, flight attendants.
We don’t like you.
(DISCLAIMER: I have had a few lovely flight attendants in my day, so this isn’t directed at those exceptions. I hope I made that clear. Most of you suck, but certainly not all of you.)
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
