07/20/2019

It’s too hot out today.

The planet is, like, mostly water.

Let’s consider the pros and the cons if we were to just straight up freeze all the water on the planet.

Pros:

1) Giant air conditioner for all of Earth.

2) Slows (or totally eliminates) effects of climate change.

3) Trans-Atlantic hockey game with one goalie on the East Coast of the New York and the opposing team’s goalie on the West Coast of Spain.

Cons:

1) Freezes 34,000 species of fish into a massive block of ice.

There are no more cons.

Until next time,

Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder