This coffee might, with no exaggeration whatsoever, be the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.
How can something taste so terrible?
Is it even safe to be drinking this? It should have a warning label on it, honestly. Truly though, will this coffee have a serious negative impact my health?
The quality of this coffee is making me question the existence of God.
How could any higher being let such an awful cup of coffee plague the existence of men?
I think this cup of coffee might be single-handedly responsible for all the evil in this world.
As a matter of fact, I think this coffee is undeniable proof that there’s more evil than good in this world.
I’m beginning to loathe myself for simply having touched my lips to this cup of coffee.
Yeah— this cup of coffee is pretty damn bad. PRETTY DAMN BAD.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
