You know what I don’t get? The “mohawk” hairstyle.
What the hell is that about?
Is that, like, aerodynamic or something? Can you move around faster with your hair like that? Does it sort of “splice” through the air?
Mohawks are basically like shark fins for humans.
Some people use way too much hair spray on their mohawks, too—to the point where you could probably split wood with their hair.
I just don’t get it.
You’re a person—not a shark.
Also, why did we call it the “mohawk?” That seems pretty racist, right? I mean, you’re boiling down an entire culture to a single, very disappointing hairstyle. That’s messed up, man.
Just call it “the dorsal fin.” The barber will DEFINITELY know what you’re talking about, because it LOOKS like a DORSAL FIN.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
