(The below Daily Clot post is intended only for mature audiences. Enjoy!)
I’m so glad that I’m alive NOW instead of thousands of years ago.
Imagine what life was like for the first few human beings.
They’d be like, “oi, my stomach hurts,” and then they’d start sh*tting themselves and be like, “bloody hell! What’s this?! What’s happening to me, you reckon?! My bum is exploding! My bum is exploding out of my body! This is not brilliant! This is rubbish! This is not brilliant at all” (the first humans were British).
That would be terrifying, wouldn’t it?
For the sake of manners, I won’t delve into this any further. I think we pretty much milked this cow as much as we could; any more details would be overkill.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
