I have a massive lump on my wrist.
Not sure exactly what it is.
I’m going to assume it’s not cancerous, and subsequently choose to ignore it.
It’d be ironic if it was a bloodclot, though. If it was, in fact, a bloodclot, and if it did happen to cause my untimely death, at least it’d be an appropriate way for me to go.
Hopefully, it’s not cancerous, but I guess we’ll never know (unless I suddenly get really sick).
This got way more serious than I initially intended. I’m not going to delete what I wrote though, because I’m not sure where else I would really take this.
I suppose, if I were to take this in another direction, it might go something like this:
“I have a massive lump on my wrist.
Not sure exactly what it is.
Did I bump my wrist recently? I didn’t think so…
Oh, well!”
That’s a much more lighthearted approach to things, but much less introspective and thought-provoking than my first attempt.
I like to blow minds, not bore them with mundanity.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
