Did you know that Rhode Island has the densest population of any state in the country? They have more people per square mile than any other state.
New York would probably crush their status if we seceded from everything north of the Bronx.
I think maybe we should do this, actually, now that I mention it.
Everything north of the Bronx is bizarre. I don’t even WANT to know what happens up there. When people think “New York,” they think of everything in the Bronx and further south. Nobody pictures the Catskills or Finger Lakes when they hear the term “New York.”
We need to craft a massive axe that can physically divide the Bronx from whatever is directly north of it. I’ll even be the one to wield the massive axe, guiding the part of New York that ACTUALLY MATTERS into a new, better tomorrow, separating ourselves from the mysterious, toxic land north of the Bronx.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
