Yeah, well, as CEO & Co-Founder of Bloodclot Films, I have a duty to be honest, first and foremost, to myself, but also, to an extent, to all of you people.
Stephen, my Co-Founder, has failed to contribute regularly to The Daily Clot. Singlehandedly, I’ve been performing 100% of the tasks necessary to keep this bloodclot train rolling.
Due to his ineptitude in terms of The Daily Clot (speaking of which, HE was the one who decided to make it “daily,” and he was still unable to keep up), I am officially demoting him from “Co-Founder & COO” to “Co-Founder & Part-Time Intern.”
Currently accepting applications for my new COO. Email me at mike@bloodclotfilms.com if interested. Prior experience as a COO is a plus, but not absolutely necessary. College degree not necessary, nor preferred.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder