I don’t know what just happened, but I wish it didn’t.
I swear, half the time I go into a public restroom, I regret having gone in.
Today, I entered the restroom, as one normally does without hesitation, to see a man standing at the urinal. Pretty typical, except for one thing- he audibly gasped when I walked in, then zipped up and literally RAN out of the room.
I don’t know, nor do I want to know, what the hell just happened.
I looked in the mirror to make sure I hadn’t forgotten to wash off my Insane Clown Posse makeup from last night (Juggalos for life!), because we all know that makeup can be pretty intimidating under the wrong circumstances, but my face was (and is) as clean as the day I was born.
There are some things in this life that we aren’t meant to know, perhaps because the answer would perplex us into a state of mental insanity. I think I crossed paths with one of these phenomenons today, and therefore, I will look into it no further.
Good luck, stranger. I wish you the best.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
