Whoever invented the hotdog was a real pervert.
Think about it: in a sandwich, the meat has a little bit of privacy. In a hotdog, the meat is pretty much topless.
A hotdog is like a half-naked sandwich.
Why is it called a “hotdog” anyway? It’s not made of dog meat. Maybe, the inventor of the hotdog was also very attracted to dogs (but not appropriately, if you catch my drift). That’s right— “hotdog” just took on a whole new meaning (hot dog).
Is a sandwich a “colddog?” Or a “hotcat?”
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
