The train platform reeks of sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches.
There’s a bit of a ketchup smell going on, too.
How is this possible? The train platform is completely outdoors, so the “sausage, and, and cheese-air” couldn’t have settled; the wind is blowing hard enough that there shouldn’t be a smell at all.
This means only one thing: the sheer number of sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches being consumed on this train platform right now is enough to counter the power of wind.
Instead of using windmills to generate energy, we should just use a bunch of sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches because they’re so clearly stronger.
Until next time,
Michael J. Erickson, CEO & Co-Founder
